Actually the part about theft is one of the things that crossed my mind if finally switch the headcovers. Now that I have covers on everything but my wedges.
I am still wondering what the people that have my wifes clubs think when they saw a Club Glove bag, Ping irons and Callaway woods, and got home to find they were Left handed womens clubs. Probably not a big market for those back home
The skunk butt now serves an alternate purpose. Any time I have a bad shot, I blame the Headcover to my driver. I noticed while pulling away after a bad shot it was facing away from the Skunk butt as though it were not happy with it's new friend, so now it gets firmly mounted on the skunk butt after every bad shot.
Man, golf is a great sport when you have feuding headcovers and psychological delusions on the course.
My wife said she is sending me to Austin, TX next year, where I guess they have some type of thing going to keep Austin Crazy.