I had a buddy of mine top the ball badly enough for the ball to pop him in his face and then land on his foot in pretty quick succession. I was like "That's two strokes for each one", but he was more worried about the ball, I think.
And the other time two buddies of mine got really shitfaced on a bottle of vodka and drove a cart down this 60 foot hill on the 10th fairway which is like 50 degrees down. They got down all right, and must've thought they could get back up...mistake. Flipped over and all the gas leaked out
