Way back when I was a teenager, we used to go way down a dirt road near a river to party. There weren't any houses around so nobody was disturbed if we cranked up car stereos, etc.
One night shortly after graduation, one of my buddies was going to take his new girlfriend down there. Other couples were going too. It was all pretty innocent. I managed to get there before them, hid my car, then put on my black graduation robe and a skeleton mask and hid in the bushes. Sure enough a little while later he and this new GF come walking down the road all hand-in-hand. When they got close, I jumped out of the bushes screaming.
She screamed and ran, and as she passed my buddy, instinctively grabbed him by the collar as she went by. She ripped the entire back of his shirt out.
My buddy thought it was hilarious. I never saw the GF again!
