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Originally Posted by IrishGolfer "Where were you?" says she.
"Playing golf" says I.
"In the dark? I don't think think so".
"Honest injun darling, I was playing golf."
I don't think she was convinced. |
See, now, you forgot to mention the tub of Crisco you were carrying along.
She would have understood, then.
Plus, it's great for squeaky hinges. So versatile....
