Haha... its all in fun. I'm sure he didn't mean anything like that. Welcome to the board, I have learned a few different things already.
By the way, how are you liking playing in the amatuer tournaments with the golf channel?
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Driver: Callaway FT-5 w/ Diamana Blueboard X-Stiff
Fairway: Currently Under Construction
Irons: Titleist 695 MB irons 3-PW
Wedges: Titleist 52*, 56* SM, 60* SM
Putter: Scotty Cameron
Red-X 34" Ball: Titleist Pro-V1x
Handicap Index: 1.1 [Rising :-(]
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