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Originally Posted by wirehair  Memphis all the way.
To celebrate, I intend to drive to Memphis, drink a Big Ass Beer & listen to some blues on Beale Street, play some golf, watch the ducks at the Peabody, eat some dry rub ribs, and buy a Gold Lame Elvis beer coozie! |
You're going to walk the streets of Memphis in a gold lame thong with blue balls, molest a duck named Peabody with a golf club, all while grabbing some big ass?