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Originally Posted by ManchesterGolfer  WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE WE'VE WON IT THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
If you team is shite during the pinnacle of English Hooliganism, you have a good chance of not only not killing anyone, but not winning anything at the same time.
United were the better side yesterday. Ronaldo's penalty was horrible, (gving me at least a bit of solace... yeah, I watched the match) and Terry falls on his arse with one hand on the Cup? Incredible.
I was hoping the Penalties would go another round or two, and the Cup would have been won with the uttermost ridiculous moment in the history of the competition. Either Cech or Van Der Sar taking or missing a penalty. Would have been appropriate! Or at least amusing.
Classy guy Paul Scholes, consoling Terry immediately after the match.
The sniper I hired to shoot Ronaldo whilst he flopped about on the ground and cried after the match (seeming unknowing, or rather because, a dozen cameras would be trained on him) failed miserably. It was SUPPOSED to be a head shot. That's what I get for hiring Dirk Kuyt to do the deed. Stupid bastard never could shoot.
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Scotty Cameron Studio Design #2 with a Red Baby T grip overwrapped with 7 layers of tape, the correct Screaming Yellow Headcover and SD Pivot Tool, rubbed with the oil cloth after each round, slept with when the wife has a headache, and touched with the finest Egyptian White Cotton gloves ONLY, WITH the gloves on the correct hand to offer the putter maximum comfort, unless at the course, in which case it gets to touch the ground and the ball before being whisked carefully back inside the cover.