[Eracer]

Originally Posted by loftgolf

OK, GPO, you're right! I have one of my own. You know you're addicted to golf when: Your wife gives you crap for missing her birthday so you could shoot 36 holes with your buddys. You get home at 8:30, well 'cause you stopped off for a couple of drinks and when you get home your wife starts in on you...where have you been, don't you know it's my birthday? For God's sake, can't you think of me for once in your miserable life?!?!? "cause you've had a few drinks, and you're tired from 36 holes of play, you get angry, I mean Real angry! It's time, yes it's finally time to show her who's boss! You grab your clubs from the trunk, carry them in to the living room. You pull out your 9 iron, yeah, the one that got you the birdie today, yeah that 9 iron! You think to yourself "I've had enough of this nagging...who the hell does she think she is talking to me this way", but you're a smart guy and realize the trouble you would get in hitting her in the head with your 9 iron. Yeah, that club saved you from bogey today! You put your 9 iron back into your bag and relax a bit, deep breaths, OK, there you go, it's all better now! Then you proceed to beat her into a coma with your 3 iron. Good choice, a 3 iron...if you bend the shaft on that club it could only improve your game! You sit back, you smile...wait a minute!!! Is this post really going throught?!?!?! Ummm, anyway, that's how you tell if you're addicted to golf! Do me a favor and don't post this! I hear it's just become illegal to assault your wife with a three iron!

Are you John Daly?