10. You have a tee in your pocket and you haven't been to a golf course today.
Yup, done that
9. Your clubs are in your trunk during the entire season.
Yup
8. When someone says she is a ho. You think I did not know she liked buying golf clubs.
Yup
7. You made your kids name their chipmunks Chip and Putt.
No chipmunks
6. Your wife stopped asking where you were, instead when you walk in the door she asks what did you shoot?
Yup
5. You have a putter in your office.
Nope, driver
4. The best day of your life will be when the 909 comes out and you no longer have to feel guilty about not buying the D2.
Nope, G11 driver
3. From April until October you have at least one club on order everyday.
Nope, only once per month
2. Your wife introduces you to the new neigbhors The Camerons and the first thing you ask is do you know Scotty.
Nope, just the Ansers... how's Red?
1. The last three times you argued with someone about who was better Jack or Tiger you got into a fist fight.
Nope, if they think it's Jack they aren't worth arguing with Only 4 of 10. Guess I'm not a golf nut... 