Wirehair is correct. Have we all collectively had surgery contracted to have our balls removed?
I mean, seriously. I own a pink Razr, have $2 fuzzy dice from Wal-Mart in my car, and the most expensive pair of sunglasses I own, I don't even know how I got (don't remember, prolly drunk...)
But I still man up and hit the long ball with the big stick.
Only reason why I hit a shorter club is if there's trouble out there (such as a lake within range of the driver, or something.) If you hit something shorter it'll just go 200 yards into the woods instead of 300 yards into the woods.