| I have someone that plays partners off me a lot, and I wish he wouldn't. Well, I don't wish he wouldn't, I just wish he knew when to shut up about it. I play my own ball all the way, just because I enjoy some of the rediculous shots I'm forced to make. Here's a scenario that irks me.
My tee shot - goes fairly well, long enough, just in the first cut of rough off the fairway.
His tee shot - goes basically nowhere and ends up in this rediculous sawgrass stuff where balls go to die.
My second shot - pretty good shot, in the fairway just in front of a greenside bunker.
His second shot - played off my spot, goes right and down into the woods.
My third shot - nice little flop over the bunker and onto the green.
His third shot - played off my spot again, bladed wedge over the green, lands on the cart path and rolls halfway down the next hole.
I two putt.
He one putts, again playing from my spot.
He says "so what did you have?"
"Bogey."
"Sweet, so that puts me at par."
And then he proceeds to tee off first on the next hole.  |