Buddy was going for his second on a par 5, he was hitting the 3W. His wife was out with him and she was standing facing him, about 20 feet away. He knew he had trouble hitting the 3W off the deck so he told her "baby, you probably shouldn't stand there - sometimes I hit this thing so bad off the toe it goes right instead of forward, which is about where you're standing." So she politely moved behind him. He proceeded to take the shot and hit it off the toe just as he predicted -- unfortunately it went straight to the edge of the concrete cart path and bounced right back toward them, hitting his wife in the ankle and breaking it. If he had kept his mouth shut it would've shot right past her and made them both laugh. Instead she had to wear a space boot for a couple of months and he had to hear unknown amounts of bitching
