07-20-2008, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bravo  But one year, the urge struck a fellow while in the middle of the fairway. He was a veteran hunter and simply dropped trou right there....no log or rock on which to steady the lower half. I thought he had the squirts with no time to sprint to the woods.
It was the opposite....constipated.
So my cartmate and I swung over to his location and parked the cart about six feet in front of him....his junk hanging low while he squatted and pushed and pushed....you know that big vein that runs down the middle of your forehead? His was pulsing blue, while he tried to drop a log....
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