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Originally Posted by warbirdlover  I'm going to build a golf course. It will be called the "Feel Good Golf Course". No par 4's longer then 350 yards (many around 280 yards). No par 3's longer then 155 yards (many around 125). No par 5's longer then 500 yards. No water hazards near the holes, wide fairways (rough cut short), no bunkers in the fairways, only left or right of the greens. No trees in the fairways. Huge, flat greens "just" fast enough. Many elevated tees and fairways sloping down toward the greens. No uphill shots. Giant sequoa trees around the hole course to block any wind.
This will give us hackers a real chance at a few birdies and eagles. 
The word will spread about how easy it is and I'll be turning people away.
I'll make a bazillion dollars. The first year.
Anyone want to finance this? 
Anyone doubt it wouldn't work? |
Don't they call those resort courses?