Look, I didn't kick you that hard, and I believe I saw a spasm of pleasure around the corners of your eyes.
There's an Irish pub close by, that I happened to wander into a time or 12. They've got some of this gawd awful stuff there. I'll stick with a black & tan thank you very much. BTW, when are you coming around these parts, I'll buy you a piece of moldy old dead cow if you teach me how to hit a 3W.
