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A man comes home from a round of golf to find his wife cleaning. He asks how shes doing, she indicates she is fine although while sorting through his dresser she found 3 golf balls left of a dozen in his dresser drawer and was curious why he left them there.
He felt just a little guilty and decided to come clean. He said I'm sorry to say this, but every time I cheated on you I would have the lady put a golf ball in the dresser to remind me of my unfaithfullness.
She thought for a moment and said "Well, we have been married 25 years, although it upsets me, if you only cheated 3 times in twenty five years then I forgive you and will still love you." She then proceeded to ask if there was anything else she should know.
He indicated that if it made her feel any better, everytime he would get a full dozen he would sell them off down at the pro shop, and that is how he supported his golf game for the last 25 years. |