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A guy is playing golf by himself. He's trying to decide what to hit on 17 when he hears this soft whisper of a voice in his ear, saying, "Hit the 7-iron!"

And he goes, "What? Who is that?"

Again the voice says, "Hit the 7-iron!"

The guy is kind of scared not to, so he hits the 7-iron. And the thing goes in the hole!

Next hole, the guy says to the voice, "What should I hit here?"

And the voice goes, "Cut the driver around the tree!"

Well, he believes now, so he tries it, gets on the green in one and makes the putt for eagle!

The guy can't believe it! Eagle-Eagle finish! It's the greatest golf day of his life! He says to the voice, "How can I ever thank you?"

And the voice says, "Go to Vegas!"

So the guy jumps in his car and heads straight to Las Vegas. He gets a room and says to the voice, "What do you want me to do now?"

"Go to the roulette wheel," the voice says.

So he gets there and the voice goes, "Place it on 14."

Sure enough, it hits 14 and the guy makes $1000.

"Let it ride on 14," the voice says.

So the guy lets it ride and it hits again! He's up $38,000!

"My God," the guy says. "This is enough to pay off my house!! Thank you so much!!"


"Play it all on 9," the voice says.




"All of it?" The guy says. "But it's so much money!!"



"NINE!"



So he puts it all on 9. And it comes up 23.



And the voice whispers, "Shit."