Rules of the Can
1. I usually holdiing my pants up with my hands, my member has a mind of its own, in college they would use the sink for option one so as not to hold up the line. So talking really doesn't bother me much, although an "Ass Grab" may change my thoughts on this issue. Also see # 7
2. No better place to catch up on the daily sports, I love bars and restaurants that post the sports page above the urinal. At Sam Sneads you can read about his greatest feats while taking a leak. Nothing like taking a history lesson in the can.
3. I would consider anyone who picks the middle urinal on first choice, while having 2 on the outside to choose from the enemy. I alway liked Jack Nicholson for his "Territory Marking" beliefs on this one.
7. Growing up in schools as an Army Brat, and at the University of Kansas, they teach you not to piss on your hands, already mentioned I am not holding my member. If your not taking a dump and not trying to impress the guy at the sink next to you, why waste the water and paper towels.
9. Eating lunch in the bathroom is unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE.
Don't even want to think about this last one.