| After venturing into the public restroom at a local department store over the weekend-- new NUMBER ONE:
Proper urinal sequence of events:
Walk into bathroom.
Walk across to urinal.
Then pull it out.
Continue...
Just inside the bathroom door, with the length of the public bathroom yet to be traversed, is not the appropriate place to unmask the old grub worm.
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