| Here are my rules and I'm a bit OCD about #1.
1) When the urge to take a dump strikes and I go into a multi-stall bathroom and someone is already in an adjacent stall dumping - I find another bathroom. I will Not dump next to someone else dumping. I work on the 6th floor of a commercial office building and will walk to the 5th floor in case this occurs.
2) When flushing the urinal - I use my elbow.
3) To raise the toilet seat in preparation for urination into a toilet, I always use my foot. This is a little tricky sometimes in commercial aircraft on a bumpy day.
4) At home, I flush after each usage of paper - just to insure no stoppage of the toilet.
5) At home, all women are strictly trained to Never, ever bother me while on the dump.
6) I never dump without reading material. Never. I will not while away the minutes while watching the walls. This is an unbreakable habit. I will search the house for reading materials if they are not readily available in the bathroom. |