| Grandpa, his son and grandson decide to play a round to celebrate Grandpa's 60th birthday. While waiting on the first tee a drop dead gorgeous young blond woman approaches and asks if she can join them. The guys all agree that she'll make a fine addition to their group.
"Just one thing" she says. "I'm a very good golfer and I would appreciate it if you don't offer me any playing advice or swing tips". They all agreed.
By the time they reached the 18th tee, all three of the guys were impressed with her game. She really was very good. Her drive on 18 split the fairway and her approach landed 10' from the pin. When they got to the green they could see that she was faced with a nasty, twisting, downhill putt for birdie.
She looked at the 3 guys and said "I know I asked you not to help, but if I can make this putt I'll break 70 for the first time ever. I'll make a deal. I'll buy dinner for whoever helps me make this putt and afterwords we'll go to my place for drinks and whatever." The grandson opined that she should play the putt for a 2' break and hit it just hard enough to die in the hole. Dad suggested she hit the putt aggressively to take away the break. Grandpa bent down, picked up her ball and handed it to her, saying "Honey, that's a gimme, your car or mine?"  |