| a man is playing a round with his wife on an expensive course. the man is teeing off on a hole with houses lining the left side. he hooks it way left right through a window in one of the mansions. they come to the house where the broken window is and see a man sitting on a couch with a broken lamp on the ground. the mans immediately starts to appologize saying he'll pay for all damages. the man says no, id like to thank you, im a genie and have been trapped in that lamp for hundreds of years. he then says he has three final wishes to grant and says they can each have one. the man asks for a million dollas every year for the rest of his life. done says the genie. the woman asks for a home in each exotic country in the world, and once again the genie says done. he then says he'd like to have the final wish for himself. he turns to the man and says i'd like to have sex with your wife, i mean its been hundereds of years. the man isnt sure, but after a while says ok since hes giving them all that great stuff. the genie and the mans wife go upstairs and have sex.. after the genie asks the woman how old her husband is. 45 she replies. and he still believes in genies??? says the man  |