Must be able to shoot under 70 on their own, player has bad back and hasn't been a member for two years, and is struggling to stay fit, so these clubs MUST have magical qualities. They must be able to sort out a mild push with no practice, hit every wedge to within 3 feet and drive 280+.
I am prepared to pay with my soul, and possibly carnal favours off family members if I get them drunk enough.
Please email urgently, no scams please, only genuine offers
I've heard there's a shop with some in stock down Diagon Alley ;-)
Cobra SS380 9.5 deg' driver
Srixon W-403 AD 9.5 deg' driver
Callaway War Bird 3 Wood
Mizuno T-Zoid Pro II's
Ping B60
Send an e-mail to Tiger: ask him where he got his.
TaylorMade Tour Burner TP 10.5° Penley Stealth "JD"
Tour Edge Exotics 15° Penley Stealth "JD"
Nickent 3DX Ironwood DC 17° & 20° UST Proforce V2
Hogan Forged Radial 3-SW
Never Compromise VooDoo
Augusta, GA
Do you know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its' pricks on the outside.
This sounds like spam...Someone give this guy the boot.
2009 PF & Dartmoor champ!
I've got an entire set of Pings that could do this job for you...
Geez, I nearly got through that without laughing....
Sorry Dave.
Oakley Carry bag:
Callaway FT-I Tour 9.5* Diamana Blueboard 63 x5ct X-flex
TM Burner TP 9.5* Creation 65 S
Callaway FT-3 Tour 9.5* Synergy Fly S+
Orlimar Trimetal 12* GD Red Ice S
TEE CB1 15* Matrix Ozik Code 8-X
Orlimar Trimetal 19* Accuflex Evo Stiff
Titleist DCI990 3-PW DG S400
Maxfli Revolution 3-SW
CER Oil Soaked 56* & 60*
Scotty Studio Design I
Studio Style Newport 2, TM Nubbins B9
Port Fairy Links, Australia
Cap: 4.4
Amberlamps...bring them
ONLY 280?
Shoot, i know all kinds of guys on here that 280 would be a dissapointment....talk to them
I will keep my Freedom, my Money, and my Guns...you can keep the change.
"The nation will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
"You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." - Adrian Rogers
Right Curving Driver....
There is a guy here who had just started golfing and owned a 3W who shot 290yds average, PM him and see if you can arrange any carnal favor with him...
-Driver: Nike Dymo2 10.5º UST Axivcore
-3 Wood: TEE CB1 15º Proforce V2 66g
-7 Wood:Wilson Fybrid 19.5º Proforce V2 76g
-Irons: 4-G Wilson Staff Ci7 True Temper TX-105
-Wedges: Nakashima NX-1 Satin 55º and 60º
-Putter: Odyssey Black Series No 3
-Golf Ball: BridgeStone B330-RX
i have nice set of hogan apex edge pro with stiff #4 shafts and a great set of Callaway x tours with s 300
220 shipped asap or best offer
go low with these sweet sets
AKA.... Obi-Wan Ho-Nobi
Dave you need a set of TaylorMade TP (Japan) Forged irons, Scotty DeTour 2 Putter, TaylorMade Tour Burner TP driver, Adams Boxer Proto 2 Hybrid, Cobra Pro 3 Hybrid, Nike SV Tour 52 & 60 wedge's..... If I can shoot a 68 with my swing using these then they must have Magical powers!!!
It's a 1st run FTi - Tour Issue he says.
I hate the f'in Snow ! ! ! !W.O.M.F:~ Footjoy Classic's with snow shoe attachements.
I have one!
Its called a magic pencil with eraser!
I always score under 70 when I use that pencil!
But you can only use it when no one is looking, because if they see you, they'll surely want one or even cut off your fingers just to get it from you!
I'll sell it to you for $2M, pretty cheap huh? its okay I got a whole box of them here at home waiting to be sharpened!!
You can score under 70 everytime until it runs out of course, but I'll sell to you again with a 10% discount for being a loyal customer!!!
Last edited by maop99; 08-28-2009 at 03:51 AM.
Originally Posted by ManchesterGolfer
right, will buy these
I'm joining a club again next year now my back is gettign better, so maybe these new magic clubs will help
played four rounds this year, 79,79,80,78. I NEED magic clubs
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