wanted, magic clubs

[dave.]

Must be able to shoot under 70 on their own, player has bad back and hasn't been a member for two years, and is struggling to stay fit, so these clubs MUST have magical qualities. They must be able to sort out a mild push with no practice, hit every wedge to within 3 feet and drive 280+.

I am prepared to pay with my soul, and possibly carnal favours off family members if I get them drunk enough.

Please email urgently, no scams please, only genuine offers

[EnglishGolfer]

I've heard there's a shop with some in stock down Diagon Alley ;-)

[SiberianDVM]

Send an e-mail to Tiger: ask him where he got his.

[halifax_golfer]

This sounds like spam... Someone give this guy the boot.

[LeftyHoges]

I've got an entire set of Pings that could do this job for you...

























Geez, I nearly got through that without laughing....

Sorry Dave.

[eclark53520]

ONLY 280?

Shoot, i know all kinds of guys on here that 280 would be a dissapointment....talk to them

[xamilo]

There is a guy here who had just started golfing and owned a 3W who shot 290yds average, PM him and see if you can arrange any carnal favor with him...

[tacks451]

i have nice set of hogan apex edge pro with stiff #4 shafts and a great set of Callaway x tours with s 300
220 shipped asap or best offer
go low with these sweet sets

[ManchesterGolfer]

Dave you need a set of TaylorMade TP (Japan) Forged irons, Scotty DeTour 2 Putter, TaylorMade Tour Burner TP driver, Adams Boxer Proto 2 Hybrid, Cobra Pro 3 Hybrid, Nike SV Tour 52 & 60 wedge's..... If I can shoot a 68 with my swing using these then they must have Magical powers!!!

[maop99]

I have one!

Its called a magic pencil with eraser!

I always score under 70 when I use that pencil!

But you can only use it when no one is looking, because if they see you, they'll surely want one or even cut off your fingers just to get it from you!

I'll sell it to you for $2M, pretty cheap huh? its okay I got a whole box of them here at home waiting to be sharpened!!

You can score under 70 everytime until it runs out of course, but I'll sell to you again with a 10% discount for being a loyal customer!!!

[dave.]

Originally Posted by ManchesterGolfer

Dave you need a set of TaylorMade TP (Japan) Forged irons, Scotty DeTour 2 Putter, TaylorMade Tour Burner TP driver, Adams Boxer Proto 2 Hybrid, Cobra Pro 3 Hybrid, Nike SV Tour 52 & 60 wedge's..... If I can shoot a 68 with my swing using these then they must have Magical powers!!!

right, will buy these

I'm joining a club again next year now my back is gettign better, so maybe these new magic clubs will help

played four rounds this year, 79,79,80,78. I NEED magic clubs