Ez's Ho Skool - Become a Ho Overnight!

[Rockford35]

Wannabe a Golf Club Ho?

Want to know the in's and out's of switching shafts between the 35 drivers you have in the spare room?

Ez can show you how for only pennies a day.

For only $29.95 (plus shipping and handling), Ez will send you the DVD set that will illustrate the keys to becoming a successful club ho!


Chapters Included:

-How to cut a graphite shaft with a steak knife

-How to pull steel shafts with your stove

-How buying six Txxxxx drivers makes sound financial sense

-Why your irons may not be the best you've ever played when you see a good deal

-Lead Tape 101

-Cutting out your own wedge grooves

-Ball picking - the real way to get used balls

-Swing video editting

-Explaining to your GF/Wife/Fiance/BF/Sheep why you have so many clubs

-How having 5 TM drivers can be justified instead of making payments on your truck. (Bonus section on dealing with the repo man is included!)


....and that's not all. Order now and we'll throw in the BONUS DVD, a $99.95 value for free that includes:


-Massaging your Paypal account

-Buying groceries is overrated!

-Getting a job at the shop to support your habit!

-"It's the club, definitely, so buy something new." (new for 2007!)

-Passing deals to your friends....without giving up the "really" good ones.

-Why the next one has to be "the perfect combo".


Yes, you too can be a Club Ho. Order now, our operators are standing by with Ez's Paypal account information for direct deposit!



R35

[MCDavis]

Damn! I paid $34.95 for the same package last week!!!

[ualtim]

Priceless

[DaveE]

Let's start a poll. Who else thinks it will be Ez himself to buy the first copy.

[Rockford35]

Originally Posted by DaveE

Let's start a poll. Who else thinks it will Ez himself to buy the first copy.

LOL....

R35

[ezra76]

It was pretty funny though... cutting a shaft with a steak knife.. I guess I did. You forgot about the best background for club pictures... ask Sling...

[Rockford35]

I just remember the sweet, sweet lino on the floor. Only because my lino sucks too.

R35

[ManchesterGolfer]

I signed up for this last year. I have gone bankrupt, lost the house and Mrs (thank god) but you name a driver and I've ho'ed it. This DVD set is the complete over view of everything you need to know to be a perfect club ho!

[Rockford35]

This just added:

-No Cash? No Problem! Just get someone else to buy your stuff and trade for it!



R35

PS>...for all the ribbing Ez gets, he's pretty good about this stuff. And that's what makes him "Ez".

[bames]

Originally Posted by Rockford35

This just added:

-No Cash? No Problem! Just get someone else to buy your stuff and trade for it!

I knew this was coming . I printed this out by the way. It is just too good!

[ThatCanadianGuy]

"Buying groceries is overrated!"




Great stuff.

[warbirdlover]

This thread is classic.... thank God I'm not in Ez's league...

And I learned ho'ing on my own. That's why I'm not as good at is as R35 and Ezra...

[kwcsports]

LMAO!!!!

[ezra76]

Originally Posted by Rockford35

I just remember the sweet, sweet lino on the floor. Only because my lino sucks too.

R35

Scroll down this thread Holy 3Wood!! my response to Sling's request to take pics in "a different room" lol. How did you miss that one...

Originally Posted by Rockford35

This just added:

-No Cash? No Problem! Just get someone else to buy your stuff and trade for it!



R35

PS>...for all the ribbing Ez gets, he's pretty good about this stuff. And that's what makes him "Ez".

This is getting bad and I realize it... I had no intention when I put them up there, then the idea just came to me. Eureka... a new way to ho!!

[warbirdlover]

It just does my heart good to see someone else get blasted as bad as I have (maybe worse?)!!!