Hopefully in good taste to those aware of what has happened in the past, I have to share this with everyone here as it came across as hilarious to me...

Sex on Mars !

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.

I have 5 days off which is going to be great, no plans to do anything besides going out to eat. My wife & I both hate to cook & none of the family is coming up, so we made plans to hit Essen Haus here in Madison which is supposed to put on a pretty good spread for $15.

Who else has plans? Hell who has no plans?

No need to thank me. It is just a courtesy reminder. :D

WBL arrives today for deer hunting. My Brother-in-law saw 10 MONSTER bucks on our land while clearing out his stand (fallen trees etc) this week. We're in QDM so that has us fired up for this year. Last year was weak. This little one that my Nephew shot last year was the biggest. Not what we're used to out there.

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For those who love soccer (many British here I know).

How about the French goal today against Ireland?

This things shouldn't be happening in a sport now a days.

If Henry was to be a gentleman, he would have stopped the play after such ridiculous and obvious cheating maneuver.

This is precisely the Cancer around sports, the disease which has infected almost every game out there: to win, no matter what....

These are the times when I'm happy I play a "gentleman's" game like golf. It has its issues, but at least not as obvious as other sports...

Take care mates...

learn to friggin' cook!!!!!

Kellogg warns: Brace for an Eggo shortage - Food Inc.- msnbc.com

Good God! A "stay at home" mom and she gives her kids frozen waffles!!!

We're doomed. :faintthud

...and we made this little vid.

NEWS DEFAULT VIRAL ST_UIP

All joking aside, that's unreal.

R35

Does anyone have one they wanna give me????I will make it worth your while!!!:)

MIA dog found in Afghanistan after months - Afghanistan- msnbc.com

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Let's all hope the Aussie government does the right thing and allows the pooch to go home. Our USArmy has not always done right by our military working dogs.

Thank You.

I cannot begin to Thank You enough, actually.

I love my life. I love the life that I get to live in this country...it may have its problems, but what country doesn't? I know some of our compadres around the world disagree with our use of our Armed Forces, but the actual troops get their orders from guys who sit in offices for a living...blame the guys in offices, not the troops in the fields.

Everything good that I get to enjoy in my life in this country is because of you.

I know the rapsheet on my generation says that we're a bunch of ungrateful brats...for the most part, i'd say that is true unfortunately. I for one, was raised better than that, or at least I would like to believe so.

Thank You for your service, your committment, your blood, your sweat. Everything you do/have done to give us our rights and liberties.

Thank You.

-Carl Clark

This is a funny video of my drunk ass bored in the college dorms. What do ya think?
YouTube - Record BlueGill

I'm kinda confused....although i'm not an anatomy major....last timei checked...this is on the inside right?

gall bladder removal done?? I am going in on friday morning to have an exploratory procedure with a camera including taking out my gall bladder if nothing else is found. I have been sick since july and getting worse since august. I did get out for a round this past friday since I don't plan on playing anymore until spring. Got the med bills piling up and to pile on someone stole my wife's purse and plowed through my bank account before the card got shut off. Ready to end this year and start fresh.


Jason