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    we are not pro's.....I have finally fiqured that out.

    I am a boggie golfer......I am a boggie golfer...I am not a pro..I have to tell myself that while I'm playing. I have shot better than boggie golf before, but not all the time....I am not a pro

    Pro's can hit a 100 mph fast ball....I cant hit a 85 mph fast ball
    Pro's can throw a football 75 yards,...I cant
    Pro's can make 90% of their free throws,...I'm lucky to make half
    Pro's can run the 40 yard dash in 4.3 seconds, I'm fat and slow
    Pro's can kick a soccer ball 50 yards with a awesome hook into the corner of the goal,...I would slip and bust my butt
    Pro's can hit a baseball 400 feet,..I might be able to hit a softball 300 feet,..sometimes
    Pro's can shoot under par,.......I'm a boggie golfer...I'm not a pro....But I have fun on the golf coarse and sometimes, sometimes pull off a pro shot!

    I thought of this a few weeks ago when I was playing like crap....I told myself that I'm not as good as I think I should be...I'm not going to shoot par so dont get pissed when I dont....just have fun, enjoy being with my buddies,....play the best I can and if I shoot a 92,...be happy...and remind myself I wasnt at work that day.
    Just trying to get in the hole........

    I have one "Hole in One"...and it was beautiful.

    Breaking 90 is not a problem...but it seems like I'll never break 80

    Low 9 holes: 38
    Low 18 holes: 82

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    I shoot for bogey golf...so when i make par, its like shooting a birdie, and birdies are eagles and eagles are albatros and albatroses wont ever happen for me so i dont even worry about what to call it...

    But your right, the fact of the matter is we play for the fun, not the money(at least i dont), so it doesnt really matter what the score is, its all about the fun factor.

  3. I shoot better free throw % than some pros
    W I T B ?
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    WISHON 525 GRT - 9.5*
    GEEK DCT - 15*
    Nickent 4DX Tour Issue 18.5*
    Nickent 4DX 23*
    Mizuno MP-57 5-PW
    Taylormade Z-TP 51, 55, 60*
    Taylormade Itsy Bitsy Spider

    Bridgestone B330-S/TP Red

  4. #4
    I can hit the ball further than Fred Funk, I have a better free throw % than Shaq, ive kicked a soccer ball 50 yards with a nice hook into the top corner, I can hit a homerun.

    Consistently? Maybe not so much. But I can play golf better than 98% of the golfing population in the world (according to GD, some study was that only 2% of golfers in the world are able to break par).
    Driver: Adams Speedline 9032LS 8.5* Aldila VooDoo SNV6
    3 Wood: Adams Insight 12.5* Grafalloy PL Red S
    Hybrid: Adams Idea Pro Gold Mitsubishi Javln h80
    2i-pw: Cobra Pro CB-MB Combo DG X100
    48*, 54*,60*: Titleist Vokey Spin Milled DG X100
    Putter: Scotty Cameron Circa 62 No. 3 Pro Platinum 350g

  5. I can hit you in the head with an arrow every time at 80 yards (if there's no wind).

    I can hit a home run in slow pitch softball (once in awhile).

    I can kill someone with my hands (maybe).

    I can't play golf worth a shit.

    But I love playing golf...... :laugh:
    What's In the Bag
    Ping G10 9º w/ stiff Diamana BB
    Cobra F Speed LD 3-wood 15.5º w/ reg YS Tour AD
    Cobra Baffler DWS 20º & 23º w/ reg VS Proto HL
    Ping S59 3-PW w/ stiff Nippon PRO 950GH
    Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 56º wedge
    Scotty Cameron Circa 62 #3 35"
    Adidas Powerband shoes
    Ogio Atlas Golf Bag
    Titleist NXT extreme ball

    Location: southeastern Wisconsin
    Low 18: 78 (once)
    Low 18: 79 (five times)
    Low 9: 36 (twice)
    Hdcp: 15.5
    Aces: 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by warbirdlover View Post
    I can hit you in the head with an arrow every time at 80 yards (if there's no wind).

    I can hit a home run in slow pitch softball (once in awhile).

    I can kill someone with my hands (maybe).

    I can't play golf worth a shit.

    But I love playing golf...... :laugh:
    :laugh::laugh:.............
    Just trying to get in the hole........

    I have one "Hole in One"...and it was beautiful.

    Breaking 90 is not a problem...but it seems like I'll never break 80

    Low 9 holes: 38
    Low 18 holes: 82

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandpiper3 View Post
    I can hit the ball further than Fred Funk, I have a better free throw % than Shaq, ive kicked a soccer ball 50 yards with a nice hook into the top corner, I can hit a homerun.

    Consistently? Maybe not so much. But I can play golf better than 98% of the golfing population in the world (according to GD, some study was that only 2% of golfers in the world are able to break par).
    Shaq,....maybe...but he's a idiot......

    Fred Funk would beat you everytime....
    Shaq would kill you one on one,....everytime
    soccer ball?...I dont know?
    Can you hit a homerun off of Smoltz?......no
    Just trying to get in the hole........

    I have one "Hole in One"...and it was beautiful.

    Breaking 90 is not a problem...but it seems like I'll never break 80

    Low 9 holes: 38
    Low 18 holes: 82

  8. I can pee standing up...Michelle Wie cannot.

  9. Yes she can. But she'd make a mess.
    What's In the Bag
    Ping G10 9º w/ stiff Diamana BB
    Cobra F Speed LD 3-wood 15.5º w/ reg YS Tour AD
    Cobra Baffler DWS 20º & 23º w/ reg VS Proto HL
    Ping S59 3-PW w/ stiff Nippon PRO 950GH
    Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 56º wedge
    Scotty Cameron Circa 62 #3 35"
    Adidas Powerband shoes
    Ogio Atlas Golf Bag
    Titleist NXT extreme ball

    Location: southeastern Wisconsin
    Low 18: 78 (once)
    Low 18: 79 (five times)
    Low 9: 36 (twice)
    Hdcp: 15.5
    Aces: 1

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    You guys are killing me. Thanks for the entertainment... :laugh:
    What's in my Datrek Edge cart bag:

    Tour Edge Exotics 10.5° GD YS-6+ Stiff
    Tour Edge Exotics CB1 16.5° 4W
    Power Play System-Q Hybrids 19
    °, 23° and 25° FST Pro White
    Acer XP905 Pro
    6-PW, Dynalite Gold S300
    InaZone CNC Spin Milled Satin 50°/8°, 54°/14°, 58°/4°
    Boccieri Golf
    B3-M Heavy Putter


    Best Round: 68 (par 70, 71.1/123)
    Handicap: 11.8

    "The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil"

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    Are you an 18 handicap like me? Are you beginning to realize than 90 is a decent score for you? You want to really change the way you think?

    Hit the links (play from 6000 yards or less) for three rounds in row (about the time it will take you to get over how strange it seems) with only six clubs:

    Start with the club you are most confident in that goes more than 150 yards yards - for me it was my 4 hybrid.

    Then add clubs in 2-loft increments. For me it ended up being:

    4 hybrid
    6 iron
    8 iron
    SW (I substituted the SW for the PW, since it's a more versatile club)
    Putter

    If the longest club you're conident in got that will go at least 150 yards is your 7 iron, then play with the 7, 8, 9, PW, SW, Putter.

    Now go play every par 4 for bogey. Plan every shot on the par 4 holes to get you at your best wedge distance for your 3rd shot. Then fire at the flag and try to two-putt for bogey, or one-putt for par.

    It will feel very strange standing on a 400-yard par 4 with a mid-iron in your hand, but you WILL hit more fairways, and your 2nd shots WILL be in the fairway much more often, and if you can hit a decent wedge you WILL score better.

    Forget about par 5's. On a 500-yard hole I hit 180 (4H), 180 (4H), 140 (8i) - hardly any different than I usually play it, since I very seldom go for it in two.

    Par 3's? You do have to be a bit creative here, especially with two-loft increments, since you will be between clubs a lot, and you may face a long par 3 that you can't reach. Oh well..

    I really enjoyed the experience of playing like that, and I shot the best scores in a long time.
    "Maybe he could sell it on Ebay, say it looks like the Virgin Mary, Sergei Fedorov, or Leno."
    - R35 -

    TaylorMade R5 10.5º w/ 65g RE*AX
    TaylorMade R5 19º w/ RE*AX Fairway Shaft
    Baffler 3/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
    Baffler 4/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
    Baffler 5/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
    KZG Evolution 5-PW w/Graman UL580 Limey
    Srixon WG-504 52º
    Srixon WG-505 56º
    Guerin-Rife 2-Bar Hybrid Blade

  12. Eracer, you shouldn't have to force yourself to think smart! Silly to be a ho if you're only gonna play 5 clubs.

    But your fundamental idea here is a good one. Play safe.
    W I T B ?
    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
    WISHON 525 GRT - 9.5*
    GEEK DCT - 15*
    Nickent 4DX Tour Issue 18.5*
    Nickent 4DX 23*
    Mizuno MP-57 5-PW
    Taylormade Z-TP 51, 55, 60*
    Taylormade Itsy Bitsy Spider

    Bridgestone B330-S/TP Red

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    I could beat shaq in 1 on 1 a few times, becuz im faster than him, more agile, and unlike him i can actually shoot. But there is no way i could defend him, so i would basically have to go point for point until he screwed up. But i could win a few.

    I could hit a hr off smoltz, it'd take me awhile, but i'd get one.

    I wouldnt BEAT Funk, but i'd outdrive him every hole.

    The soccer is legit, ask my gr11 gym teacher.
    Driver: Adams Speedline 9032LS 8.5* Aldila VooDoo SNV6
    3 Wood: Adams Insight 12.5* Grafalloy PL Red S
    Hybrid: Adams Idea Pro Gold Mitsubishi Javln h80
    2i-pw: Cobra Pro CB-MB Combo DG X100
    48*, 54*,60*: Titleist Vokey Spin Milled DG X100
    Putter: Scotty Cameron Circa 62 No. 3 Pro Platinum 350g

  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by SilverUberXeno View Post
    Eracer, you shouldn't have to force yourself to think smart! Silly to be a ho if you're only gonna play 5 clubs.

    But your fundamental idea here is a good one. Play safe.
    Yeah. Faced with a 420 yard par 4, what do most 18 cappers do? They hit a driver, which is a low-percentage shot. Now, even if they hit a good drive of 230 yards, they have 190 in, and what do they do? Grab a 3 iron and "go for it!" Often with predictably bad results. More often they hit a lousy drive, try to recover, don't, and end up taking four or more shots to reach the green. Whereas if they hit 180 (4H), 160 (6i), 100 (wedge) they'd be putting for par far more often.

    Like DaGris said - "A man's got to know his limitations..."
    "Maybe he could sell it on Ebay, say it looks like the Virgin Mary, Sergei Fedorov, or Leno."
    - R35 -

    TaylorMade R5 10.5º w/ 65g RE*AX
    TaylorMade R5 19º w/ RE*AX Fairway Shaft
    Baffler 3/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
    Baffler 4/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
    Baffler 5/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
    KZG Evolution 5-PW w/Graman UL580 Limey
    Srixon WG-504 52º
    Srixon WG-505 56º
    Guerin-Rife 2-Bar Hybrid Blade

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandpiper3 View Post
    I could beat shaq in 1 on 1 a few times, becuz im faster than him, more agile, and unlike him i can actually shoot. But there is no way i could defend him, so i would basically have to go point for point until he screwed up. But i could win a few.

    I could hit a hr off smoltz, it'd take me awhile, but i'd get one.

    I wouldnt BEAT Funk, but i'd outdrive him every hole.

    The soccer is legit, ask my gr11 gym teacher.
    Shaq is alot quicker and more agile than you think.

    I thought of this the other day just to help me not get upset when I dont play like I should...thats all...I thought maybe it would help some of you. If I play boggie golf,....a low 80's score is just around the corner:laugh:
    Just trying to get in the hole........

    I have one "Hole in One"...and it was beautiful.

    Breaking 90 is not a problem...but it seems like I'll never break 80

    Low 9 holes: 38
    Low 18 holes: 82

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