You might be a hacker if...

[Scotty01292]

Follow up from the "You might be a club ho if..." thread...

You might be a hacker if you've had your ball retriever regripped

You might be a hacker if you think 'FORE' means "Nice shot!"

You might be a hacker if other groups don't 'Play Through'... They Lap you...

Feel free to continue...

[Eracer]

You might be a hacker if you shoot the same pathetic scores year after year, despite spending thousands and thousands of dollars annually in a vain attempt to convince yourself that "It's not me, I just don't have the right equipment yet..."

I like this one because it relates directly to the "You might be a ho..." thread.

And I can relate...

[xplyboy]

If you shoot a 39 in the front 9 then 59 in the back 9.

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by xplyboy

If you shoot a 39 in the front 9 then 59 in the back 9.

Either that, or you started drinking heavily on the 8th hole!

[Scotty01292]

Originally Posted by xplyboy

If you shoot a 39 in the front 9 then 59 in the back 9.

Wasn't quite as bad as that, but in the medal on Sunday, my playing partner shot 38 for the front 9, followed by a 47 on the back 9...

[eclark53520]

My scores are usually inversly proportional to the number of beers i have drank....idk, maybe i am outside the "Norm"

[xplyboy]

Originally Posted by Eracer

Either that, or you started drinking heavily on the 8th hole!

LOL! Actually I did but was nowhere close to being tipsy so I can't used that as an excuse. :-)

[eclark53520]

You might be a hacker if your dropping 6, hitting 7 and you havent left the tee box

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

My scores are usually inversly proportional to the number of beers i have drank....idk, maybe i am outside the "Norm"

Cheers!!!!!

[Stanters]

You might be a hacker if you start noticing that everyone else at the club is using your once hit wonders

You might be a hacker if you have to shout FORE when you putt

You might be a hacker if your shoes wear out after two rounds

[Johnny Par]

You might be a hacker if you buy a dozen balls before each round.

You might be a hacker if you don't mind skulled shots as long as it flew over 50 yards.

[zaphod]

You might be a hacker if you Lose your ball in the ball washer

[warbirdlover]

You might be a hacker if your GPS tell you 610 yards to the pin and you're no longer on the course.

[mddubya]

You might be a hacker if your scores drop the more you drink.

You might be a hacker if when you step on the tee box, you here, every one run for your lives, echoing across the course.

[ezra76]

You might be a hacker....

if you hit 3 GIR in one round but only one was the hole you were actually playing.

you find yourself often yelling "fore!!" so the guy doing yardwork across the street from the course has time to duck.

you start the round playing shiny new Prov's and by the 3rd hole you are teeing up a scuffed TopFlite.

you are confused as to where you drop after hitting into a water hazard... on a putt.