Ever seen a trap like this?

[loftgolf]

I hate snakes! I freakin' hate snakes! Oh, I tell ya...if i ran into that snake on a golf course I'd beat it to death with a sand iron! Yeah, that's what I'd do! I'd whack it and whack it until not only was it dead, but it's whole slimy, disgusting family were dead! Then, when I finally knew it was dead, I'd cut it into 6 pieces and spend 36 minutes killing each individual piece of the dead snake! When I was finished with that I'd, ummm, well I really don't care for snakes!

Before all you tree hugging, PETA supporters respond to this post stating what a terrible person I am, this is just a joke! I love animals and would not cut that snake into more than 3 pieces! , yup, I'd hit it...with a sand wedge...but only 3 times!

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by loftgolf

I hate snakes! I freakin' hate snakes! Oh, I tell ya...if i ran into that snake on a golf course I'd beat it to death with a sand iron! Yeah, that's what I'd do! I'd whack it and whack it until not only was it dead, but it's whole slimy, disgusting family were dead! Then, when I finally knew it was dead, I'd cut it into 6 pieces and spend 36 minutes killing each individual piece of the dead snake! When I was finished with that I'd, ummm, well I really don't care for snakes!

Before all you tree hugging, PETA supporters respond to this post stating what a terrible person I am, this is just a joke! I love animals and would not cut that snake into more than 3 pieces! , yup, I'd hit it...with a sand wedge...but only 3 times!

May one of the arms of Vishnu drop from the sky and bite you in the gonads...

[JEFF4i]

Honestly snakes are pretty sweet.

My girl wants to get a Ball Python, on sale at her store for 30 dorra(translation for 2fast).

[loftgolf]

Originally Posted by Eracer

May one of the arms of Vishnu drop from the sky and bite you in the gonads...

OK, OK Eracer, now I'm finally happy that I work for US Air and screwed up you frequent flyer thing. I also used your credit card number to book three escorts, the same one the NY Governor used (I don't remember his name). Yeah, that's right, I booked her (yup, can't remember her name either), but I'm really happy I did it! Don't screw with me again or I'll take a job with your mortgage company and hurt your credit! Yeah, I'll do it...you just wait...I'll show ya!

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by loftgolf

OK, OK Eracer, now I'm finally happy that I work for US Air and screwed up you frequent flyer thing. I also used your credit card number to book three escorts, the same one the NY Governor used (I don't remember his name). Yeah, that's right, I booked her (yup, can't remember her name either), but I'm really happy I did it! Don't screw with me again or I'll take a job with your mortgage company and hurt your credit! Yeah, I'll do it...you just wait...I'll show ya!

I'll take her. Who remembers names?

[loftgolf]

Originally Posted by Eracer

I'll take her. Who remembers names?

Good point, I'll send her over when I'm finished with her. Can you wait 4.333786 seconds, or should I skip the foreplay?

[Wi-Golfer]

Ashlee Dupree

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by loftgolf

Good point, I'll send her over when I'm finished with her. Can you wait 4.333786 seconds, or should I skip the foreplay?

I'm not sure I can hold out that long...

[loftgolf]

Yup, that's it alright! I'm so used to calling her Smookie, I forget her name. Thanks for the reminder!

[JEFF4i]

Originally Posted by loftgolf

Yup, that's it alright! I'm so used to calling her Smookie, I forget her name. Thanks for the reminder!

Oddly like Sssmokin.

[loftgolf]

Sure, a bit like sssmokin, but with a vagina! Ummmm, I like vaginas. Sure wish I had one...yeah, that would be nice! I'd name it Gina! Yup, Gina the vagina. That'd be fun!

[cwo2lt]

Originally Posted by loftgolf

I hate snakes! I freakin' hate snakes! Oh, I tell ya...if i ran into that snake on a golf course I'd beat it to death with a sand iron! Yeah, that's what I'd do! I'd whack it and whack it until not only was it dead, but it's whole slimy, disgusting family were dead! Then, when I finally knew it was dead, I'd cut it into 6 pieces and spend 36 minutes killing each individual piece of the dead snake! When I was finished with that I'd, ummm, well I really don't care for snakes!

Before all you tree hugging, PETA supporters respond to this post stating what a terrible person I am, this is just a joke! I love animals and would not cut that snake into more than 3 pieces! , yup, I'd hit it...with a sand wedge...but only 3 times!

Silly man, you don't use a sandwedge on a snake. You use a 7 iron and hit down on it.

[MCDavis]

Yep, this thread took a turn for the worse!

Don't like snakes. Won't harm/kill them unless I have to...won't even get too close. Just don't like them.

[Skjay101]

I've never played with snakes, gators or the like.

But I have been held up by deer.

Up at the lake (Madge Lake for you Saskatchewanites/Manitobians) I swear there were 30 deer on the course. I would wait for them to move, which they didn't. I would then just swing and hope none got hit. The greens were the worst, as all my shots were high wedge shots on, and you just never knew if one was going to get picked off.

No deer were injured.