I love golf. I've dedicated my entire summer to seeing if i can regain any of my game of my youth. I've averaged 27 holes a day since may 4th and almost 200 rounds for the year. It never occurred to me that i wouldnt be able to play everyday at least thru october.
BUT! It looks like i'm out of commision for a few weeks and maybe the rest of the season. Heres what happened.
I was having a very good round last week. after 3 putting the first 2 holes, i birdied 7 and 8 to get back to even. No. 9 is a short par4 (344) with a pond in front of the green. My tee ball rolled into the edge of the pond, first time all year i had reached the pond with my drive. I had hit every green up to that point and there sat my ball amongst the reeds but dry sitting atop a bed of matted dead dried reeds. against the advice of my playing partner, i decided to go for it. I wanted to keep my greens hit streak going as well as shoot par for the nine.
So i waddled in there trying to take a fair but solid stance. A couple of test back swings showed i was going to have to whack my way thru a few reeds to get the club head to the ball. It seemed not that difficult using the slow motion of practice guide swing. And so a mighty swing took i took....about as hard as i could swing. Unfortunately, the reeds seemed to unite into a solid wall of resistance, each blade reaching out and wrapping itself around the golf shaft. The club head never even reached the ball. Steeeeeeerike one! My arms and hands had stopped cold but my body was still swinging thru the ball and following thru. ugh! I came to my senses, took a drop, made a lousy pitch but sank a 30 footer for bogey.
While putting on the 10th green, i began to feel a little stiffness setting in around my left side, so i took an "aleve" just like jim furyk says he does. At the 11th tee, i felt a definite pain as i swung. And each hole there after, the pain got worse with each swing. I ended up shooting 71 (one under) but not because i hit the ball particularly good, i just happened to putt lights-out that back nine.
The next day, i woke up and could barely move. Every little movement i made was met with great soreness from my left side. I called my ex-jock friend and he advised me to overdose and get kidney failure by taking 4 ipuprofens at a time.
Its been a week now, i'm feeling better altho still pretty sore around my upper ribs. I dont know what i did exactly...strained muscles, bruised rib, cracked rib. Whatever, i can tell its one of those it-takes-time injuries. (No, i'm not going to the doctor. I'm really pissed off at them for an incident from a recent visit. I ended up writing tham a rant letter and now i cant go back. Too embarrassed. Besides, theyre the ones with the sharp instruments).
I tried hitting a ball this morning but no good. The pain wasnt too bad but the fear of reinjuring myself was too strong. I swung like a little old man.. hey, wait a minute, i am a little old man.. oh no. Is this how it ends? Will i ever be able to get my game back IF i recover? Honestly, i dont know if i could play golf if i'm reduced to playing from the super-senior tees. I'm going to have to slowly throttle up to full power. Thats a relative term, of course.
Anyway, i was able to chip a bit around the yard today. And i can still go to the course and putt to keep my short game honed and stare longingly at the guys out there playing. And the lawn needs mowing. i guess i can do that, unfortunately.
Thats my story. No golf for a while, no tv (because the new hd signals dont reach my house), just this computer to surf the net and write posts to golf forums.


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