Yep! I can totally feel your pain. Every one of us have had days like those. And you're right about us being on tv, if we could actually put the whole game together for multiple rounds. Now that the weather has gone from bad to worse, I'm in the same boat. Going from playing several times a week to maybe once if you're really lucky, is a killer to your game and confidence. My past two rounds have been easily my worst of the season and it really didn't seem to get any better the more I played... Its a confusing game and probably the most agrivating I've ever played, but I keep coming back!
ps- about the Swedish model, you forgot to mention we'd have knocked her up twice already. With a third I'm sure in the works!!