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Made a reference in another post about my dad walking 27 holes on a regular basis. hope this joke hasnt been posted here.
An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor is
amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,"How do you stay in
such great physical condition?"
I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good
shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
" Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"
"Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's
still alive. How old is he?" "He's 100 years old," says the old
golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's
still alive . . . he's a golfer too." "Well," the doctor says,
"that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about
your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfathers still living! Incredible, how old is he?" "He's 118
years old," says the old golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went
golfing with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married
today." At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting
married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
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