While it's true that any day on the golf course beats a day at work, there are a few shots that I invariably have to hit on any given round that just make me want to groan. Probably because I have yet to successfully get one to the green.
#1- the fairway bunker shot with a relatively high lip in front. These just aren't fair and should be made illegal. If not that, then the rules of golf should be amended to allow a free drop.

I've had so many of these hit the lip and come back at me, that I've started packing a hockey goalie's helmet and mask in my bag.
#2- the 15-25 yard pitch shot over a greenside bunker. Complicating factors: tight winter lies, rough so deep that you can't see your shoes, much less your ball, pin set 1 foot from front edge, 20* slope of green. Greenskeepers earn extra points for combining as many as possible of these into 1 hole.
#3- the under-the-overhanging tree branch shot. Complicating factors: blind pin position on elevated green, bunker directly in front of you and under tree branch, tree is taller than Washington Monument. S**t, just chunk it into the bunker and go get your sand wedge.
#4- the run-it-low-between-ten-trees-because-you-pushed-your-tee-shot-to-the-right shot, leaving you with only a vague idea where the green is. As a matter of fact, you have only a vague idea where the fairway is, too. By the way, has anyone seen my bag? HELLO!!!! Is anyone out there?
#5- the impossible putt. You've just hit your only perfect shot of the day, a high soft 5 iron from 175 yards, that landed like a butterfly with sore feet (thanks for that one, Slammer). From the fairway, it looks like a tap-in for birdie. When you get to the green, you discover that your ball has rolled to the left side of the green, and the pin is on the right. Separating them is a raised peninsula of rough and fringe remarkedly similar in size and shape to Florida south of Jacksonville, only much more elevated. A full swing with a pitching wedge
might get the ball over this minor Alp. Even Trump couldn't borrow enough to roll the ball anywhere near the pin. Three putts later you vow to kill the greenskeeper slowly and painfully.
I'm sure I'll find some more of my next round.
