101 excuses/reasons why I play like a hacker today - Page 2 - Shot Talk

ualtim · iTrader: (0) #16 (**permalink**) 05-21-2006, 09:37 AM

Reason 93: Wirehair was keeping score and didn't realize that 94 came after 95 when counting down from 101

To quote Roberto DiVincenzo on his famous miscount, "What a stupid am I."

Just kidding fellow Cameron Ho', but I could not resist.

golfman2760 · iTrader: (0) #17 (**permalink**) 05-21-2006, 11:20 AM

reason 92#

while taking a shot on the 11th I was thinking about this thread and all the excuses so it put me off my shot

reason 91#
it was playing on my mind wondering if all the shot talk members would keep this thread kicking all the way down to reason 1#

**wirehair** · iTrader: (0) #18 (**permalink**) 05-21-2006, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ualtim

Reason 93: Wirehair was keeping score and didn't realize that 94 came after 95 when counting down from 101

To quote Roberto DiVincenzo on his famous miscount, "What a stupid am I."

I'm not sure I'm bright enough to think of a comeback.

golfman2760 · iTrader: (0) #19 (**permalink**) 05-23-2006, 12:41 AM

reason 90#

it was sprinkling and it was also windy

ualtim · iTrader: (0) #20 (**permalink**) 05-23-2006, 09:51 AM

Reason 89: I was concentrating on the cart girl rather than my golf game.

Big Brother Dunk · iTrader: (0) #21 (**permalink**) 05-25-2006, 01:22 AM

Reason 88: Because I was concentrating on the cart girl, I ended up drinking more beers than usual.

ualtim · iTrader: (0) #22 (**permalink**) 05-25-2006, 07:30 PM

Reason 87: They sanded the greens. It was like putting in a bunker.

golfman2760 · iTrader: (0) #23 (**permalink**) 05-26-2006, 01:20 AM

reason 86:

A bird flew overhead while I was taking my shot and I swear to God it put me off and I misshit

Big Brother Dunk · iTrader: (0) #24 (**permalink**) 05-26-2006, 02:03 PM

Reason 85: I was playing through another group and I tried to hurry my shot...

**ezra76** · iTrader: (4) #25 (**permalink**) 05-29-2006, 08:46 PM

OK what's this down to now #84? Today I wore shorts for the first time. (this year) The glare off my skinny white legs combined with how ridiculously large my tightly laced Footjoys looked diverted my attention from the ball.

golfman2760 · iTrader: (0) #26 (**permalink**) 05-29-2006, 10:54 PM

petty excuse 83# my partner gave me some bad advice with an approach shot and I took it

ualtim · iTrader: (0) #27 (**permalink**) 05-30-2006, 11:53 AM

Reason 82: Sun got in my eyes. Lost 4 tee shots because I have no idea where the ball went.

**ezra76** · iTrader: (4) #28 (**permalink**) 05-31-2006, 08:48 PM

#81 - I wore my adidas golf shoes again. They make me a 1/4 taller and I was hitting everything thin.

ualtim · iTrader: (0) #29 (**permalink**) 06-01-2006, 09:48 AM

Reason 80: Changed golf balls and every shot was traveling one club length further than my old ball. Missed every green on the course.

Bama Duffer · iTrader: (0) #30 (**permalink**) 06-01-2006, 10:47 AM

Reason 79 -- They just aerated the greens and didn't tell me when I paid full price for the round.

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