101 excuses/reasons why I play like a hacker today

[Big Brother Dunk]

Reason #78 - It was too hot today. I was wilting by the third hole

[Big Brother Dunk]

Reason #77 - It was too cold today. I was frozen by the third hole.

[Davebud]

#76 there was about 25 people in front of me that were slower than evolution, and still would not let those of us with opposable thumbs play through.

[golfman2760]

BS excuse 75#

I was thinking about getting home to post on the internet when going for an approach shot and I hit the top of the ball

[ualtim]

Reason 74: There's water over there?

[EnglishGolfer]

Reason 73: Sorry lads I was distracted by the text messages I kept getting from Cameron Diaz and Ali Landry who were waiting for me at my house........... in the bath.

[Adam Pettman]

Reason 72: I was shocked to find that I had got a sunburn in SCOTLAND and lost all concentration on my swing.

[ezra76]

#71: I played with a couple of serious hacker's, I forgot to close my eyes when they swung and it started rubbing off on me.

[Big Brother Dunk]

Here are all the reasons so far:

101. I tryed a new course and I am just an outright hacker that took up the game of Golf at the end of Febuary this year

100: I'm not used to my new clubs yet...

99: It was so windy at the course that not even the ducks were not flying straight

98: New golf shoes and my dogs were barking for the entire round

97: The group in front of us was playing so slow and I could not concentrate with all that time in between shots

96: I wasn't breastfed as a baby.

95: My caddy hated me and gave me all the wrong distances

94: I'm not breast fed enough to release the inner demons that trouble my soul.

93: Wirehair was keeping score and didn't realize that 94 came after 95 when counting down from 101

92: while taking a shot on the 11th I was thinking about this thread and all the excuses so it put me off my shot

91: it was playing on my mind wondering if all the shot talk members would keep this thread kicking all the way down to reason #1

90: it was sprinkling and it was also windy

89: I was concentrating on the cart girl rather than my golf game

88: Because I was concentrating on the cart girl, I ended up drinking more beers than usual

87: They sanded the greens. It was like putting in a bunker

86: A bird flew overhead while I was taking my shot and I swear to God it put me off and I misshit

85: I was playing through another group and I tried to hurry my shot...

84: Today I wore shorts for the first time. (this year) The glare off my skinny white legs combined with how ridiculously large my tightly laced Footjoys looked diverted my attention from the ball

83: my partner gave me some bad advice with an approach shot and I took it

82: Sun got in my eyes. Lost 4 tee shots because I have no idea where the ball went

81: I wore my adidas golf shoes again. They make me a 1/4 taller and I was hitting everything thin

80: Changed golf balls and every shot was traveling one club length further than my old ball. Missed every green on the course.

79: They just aerated the greens and didn't tell me when I paid full price for the round.

78: It was too hot today. I was wilting by the third hole

77: It was too cold today. I was frozen by the third hole.

76: there was about 25 people in front of me that were slower than evolution, and still would not let those of us with opposable thumbs play through

75: I was thinking about getting home to post on the internet when going for an approach shot and I hit the top of the ball

74: There's water over there?

73: Sorry lads I was distracted by the text messages I kept getting from Cameron Diaz and Ali Landry who were waiting for me at my house........... in the bath.

72: I was shocked to find that I had got a sunburn in SCOTLAND and lost all concentration on my swing.

71: I played with a couple of serious hacker's, I forgot to close my eyes when they swung and it started rubbing off on me.

70 - I'm just out here for the exercise, the score's not important.

[ualtim]

Reason 69: I played a new course, didn't know there were hazards over the hills.

[Davebud]

#68 My dependable slice turned into a hook.

[Bama Duffer]

# 67 - Rain? We're too close to finishing the round to wait it out now.

[golfman2760]

reason #66

I had taco's for breakfast and by the 14th I was getting some serious stomach pains that were putting me off my game

[Major_Hack]

Reason # 65

My golf "buddy" kept cracking beers in my backswing.

[ualtim]

Reason 64: I Michelson'ed it. 2 fairways through 18 holes.