Lawyer Joke

[Eracer]

fficeffice" />>>One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. >>

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He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" >>

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. >>

"We have to eat grass." >>

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"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. >>

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." >>

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.>>

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Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." >>

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have>>

a wife and SIX children with me!" >>

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.>>

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They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.>>

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Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." >>

"Thank you for taking all of us with you.">>

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The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.>>

The grass is almost a foot high!",

[footballking732]

that got a slight chuckle.. it was funny, just not laugh out loud funny..

btw- eracer what happened to your beloved Sumo??

[MCDavis]

HA!

Actually, I think the above lawyer is my ex-wife's....