A Senior Moment

[twogreen]

STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel,
man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have
nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, bsp;
light-speed processing ....and," pausing to take another drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are
you doing for the next generation?"

[MCDavis]

Good answer

[Adam Pettman]

Applying technology in new exciting ways, expanding our knowledge of our universe and trying to reverse the damage done by previous generations

[JEFF4i]

Gah, they both are some crotchety ol bastages.

[MGP]

Originally Posted by Adam Pettman

Applying technology in new exciting ways, expanding our knowledge of our universe and trying to reverse the damage done by previous generations

Pretty much every generation after the first one can say that.

[Adam Pettman]

Originally Posted by MGP

Pretty much every generation after the first one can say that.

Absolutly, just the older people have started to lose their memory and become hypocrites.

[lamebums]

Originally Posted by twogreen

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Y'all old farts should stick to your hybrids, shafts whippier than garden hoses and a ball that's so low-compression it's as soft as a baby's butt.

Although, most of my time on the golf course is spent in places the designer never imagined a golf ball could be hit to...