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Old 11-21-2007, 08:06 PM
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Friends

A simple friend , when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!


A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..



A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.



A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.



A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.



A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.



A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

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A simple friend thinks the friend ship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.



A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
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Old 11-21-2007, 09:31 PM
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Good post Goatster. Real friends are hard to come by.
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Old 11-25-2007, 07:15 PM
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A simple friend will help you move.
A real friend will help you move a body.
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Keep your damn stupid head down.
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Old 11-25-2007, 08:37 PM
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A simple friend would try and bail you out of jail,
a good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell laughing.
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A simple friend stays neutral in your divorce.
A real friend recognizes what a tyrannical bitch she really was and introduces you to his divorced and hot sister-in-law.
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