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Old 12-15-2007, 09:37 PM
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Blonde joke anyone?

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.'


Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'


The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'


Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble

these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..'
He sighed................
'Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.'
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Old 12-15-2007, 09:55 PM
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Bwa haha..that's pretty funny.


I like frosted flakes but you can't mess around when you eat them as the milk will make them soggy. No one likes soggy cerial.
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I just poured myself a bowl of frosted flakes. Good joke.
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