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Old 01-21-2008, 08:09 AM
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Sandpiper3: doesn't eat much for a big guy

So I go over to Wesleyan College here in Rocky Mount and pick up Sandpiper3 and feed him a nice steak dinner with all the trimmings at my house. For a big guy, he sure doesn't eat much. He does not like cheesecake. And then on top of all that, he takes one of my golf laser training aid thingys and makes my cat spin around in a circle until it falls over from exhaustion. What's up with that?




It was great meeting you Ryan. We are going to have a lot of fun while you are here.

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Old 01-21-2008, 08:41 AM
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And then on top of all that, he takes one of my golf laser training aid thingys and makes my cat spin around in a circle until it falls over from exhaustion. What's up with that?
I can't believe you've never done the laser cat dance before!

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Old 01-21-2008, 09:13 AM
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I had done it before but not for this long. Poor kitty wouldn't stop. Just like a crack head.
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:12 AM
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Heck, you can get hours of entertainment watching a cat walk around backwards while crouched down, just by putting a post-it note on it's forehead.

Yeah, I know, I'm sick and twisted but don't whine to me about it being cruel to animals. It would only make me laugh harder. Why have stupid animals if you can't take advantage and entertain yourself with their flaws. It's not like I said to put tape along their back or on their paws to see the reaction. OOPS
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:11 AM
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I can't believe you've never done the laser cat dance before!

Sweet, now I see why you need the laser pointer, the trash can was a classic. LMAO

edit 1 - here we go, let the games begin



or combat kitty


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Hmmmmm, maybe I will but my wife that cat she has been begging for? Seems they do have uses after all?
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:38 AM
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This would be Steve "the spinning" cat when he was about 6 weeks old. He's 7 months or so now. Sandpiper ought to be ashamed of himself.
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Why have stupid animals if you can't take advantage and entertain yourself with their flaws.
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This would be Steve "the spinning" cat when he was about 6 weeks old. He's 7 months or so now. Sandpiper ought to be ashamed of himself.
I guess why limit the fun to animals, the same thing works if you have stupid friends or family. Maybe this could give a few ideas on how to pay him back


I think I'm going to have to get one of these for our next party
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gwlee, when I come to ncwc will I get same welcome?
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:23 PM
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gwlee, when I come to ncwc will I get same welcome?
As long as you promise to clean your plate.
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Hey, gwlee...take me to a nice steak dinner with all the trimmings. I don't eat much either...really, I don't. Won't drink much, definitely won't have dessert.

Wanna meet at Ruth Chris' in Cary or Sullivan's in Raleigh?
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Hey, I ate the rest of it for breakfast this morning!

And you did it to Steve first!!! But Steve is crazy, i'd never go for that long.

It was great to meet you and your wife, and all your cats. And I really appreciate your hospitality.

Ralph is pretty agile for a big cat too!.
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Hey, gwlee...take me to a nice steak dinner with all the trimmings. I don't eat much either...really, I don't. Won't drink much, definitely won't have dessert.

Wanna meet at Ruth Chris' in Cary or Sullivan's in Raleigh?
Be cheaper and a lot more fun to just fire up the grill. C'mon down. But since you mention it, the Angus Barn is pretty good too......
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