Murphy's Other 15 Laws

[azgreg]

Murphy's Other 15 Laws

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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing right.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[MIKE1218]

Good stuff. I had to think about number 3 for a bit though.

[SilverUberXeno]

Those would all make great bumper stickers.

[Eracer]

Good stuff.

[goatster]

good ones.i like 15 since i solved that problem about 15 yrs ago.

[wirehair]

Mrs. Murphys 1st corollary to Murphy's Law.

"Murphy was an optimist!"

[ualtim]

Originally Posted by azgreg

Murphy's Other 15 Laws

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9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

Guilty, had to do that a few times today on I-75. Apparently Speed Limit = 70 mph must translate into AARPinese that 2 people must drive 55 mph next two each other on a 4 lane road (2 north/2 south.) Passes have to be made.

[Dusty90]

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

Why not? If all the cars are lined up end to end... then there is nothing coming the other way to hit you. What do you have to lose?

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

I laughed at this one because it is so true in my house. I can never find a working flashlight