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Old 02-19-2008, 02:56 AM
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whose doing the work?

whose doing the work?

SO WHO IS DOING THE
WORK?







The
population of the USA is 300 million.

160
million are retired.



That
leaves 140 million to do the work.







There
are 85 million in school.







Which
leaves 55 million to do the work.







Of
these there are 40 million employed by the federal
government.







Leaving
15 million to do the work.







2.8
million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.







Which leaves 12.2
million to do the work.






Take
from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.







And
that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.







At
any given time there are 188, 000 people in
hospitals.







Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.






Now,
there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.







That
leaves just two people to do the work.







You
and me.





And
there you are,







sitting
on your ass,







at
your computer, reading jokes.







Nice.




Real
nice...
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whose doing the work?

And
there you are,

sitting
on your ass,

at
your computer, reading jokes.

Nice.

Real
nice...
I guess that makes me the boss and you the employee!
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you left out the ones drawing welfare which puts the work force in the red.
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And there you are sitting on you ass, writing jokes on a golf forum... That doesnt make you any better than me now does it. In fact it probably took me less time for me to read it then it did for you to write it.
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