Dinner conversation gone wrong----

[azgreg]

Dinner conversation gone wrong----

Wife: "what would you do if I died? Would you remarry?"
Husband:"Definately not"

Wife:"Why not- don't you like being married?"
Husband:"Of course I do"

Wife:"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband:"Ok, I'd get married again"

Wife:"You would?" (with hurtful look on her face)
husband:makes audible groan

Wife:"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband:"Where else would we sleep?"

Wife:"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband:"That would seem like the proper thing to do"

Wife:"Would you play golf with her?"
Husband:"I guess so."

Wife:"Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband:"No, she's left handed"

Wife:"-------silence-----
Husband"OH CRAP!!!!!"

note: Husband now resides in doghouse!

[Eracer]

Sweet!!!!!!!