| Dinner conversation gone wrong---- Dinner conversation gone wrong----
Wife: "what would you do if I died? Would you remarry?"
Husband:"Definately not"
Wife:"Why not- don't you like being married?"
Husband:"Of course I do"
Wife:"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband:"Ok, I'd get married again"
Wife:"You would?" (with hurtful look on her face)
husband:makes audible groan
Wife:"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband:"Where else would we sleep?"
Wife:"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband:"That would seem like the proper thing to do"
Wife:"Would you play golf with her?"
Husband:"I guess so."
Wife:"Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband:"No, she's left handed"
Wife:"-------silence-----
Husband"OH CRAP!!!!!"
note: Husband now resides in doghouse!
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