My Neighbors Are F****g NUTS - Shot Talk

**sssmokin** · iTrader: (1) #1 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:08 PM

My goofy neighbors that moved here from Milwaukee have completely lost it now. He took the lumber he bought last year to finish his ugly fence, and built hundreds of bird houses and put them up all around his ugly yard on top of each ugly fence post. These are bird houses that cub scouts could make. What an eye sore. I guess the cabin fever got to him even worse than the rest of us.............geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz!!!!

**sssmokin** · iTrader: (1) #2 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:10 PM

OOOPS............forgot the pics.

SiberianDVM · iTrader: (0) #3 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:13 PM

Oh, God. That's hilarious!!!!

I've been thinking of half-burying some car tires along my property line and painting them white, but this is even better!!!

**sssmokin** · iTrader: (1) #4 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:14 PM

Last year, the only thing that moved into his crappy bird houses, was YELLOW JACKETS !!!! The neighborhood was swarming with the nasty hot tempered bees. This year should be fun mowing the lawn.

Rockford35 · iTrader: (5) #5 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:14 PM

Isn't this thread a bit self serving?

I mean, aren't your neighbours nuts for being your neighbours in the first place?

Might as well get a bird feeder. Or 28 of them.

R35

jerome · iTrader: (0) #6 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:16 PM

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen....

**Eracer** · iTrader: (7) #7 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:23 PM

Don't they have code enforcement there? Or are you so far in the woods that the only law is a shotgun and a wedding dress?

**JEFF4i** · iTrader: (2) #8 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:40 PM

That's gold!

TheWOAT · iTrader: (0) #9 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:54 PM

Maybe your crazy @ss neighbor thinks you are yourself a crazy @ss neighbor, and just wants to piss you off by installing those rediculous bird houses. Because, IMO, Id really have to hate my neighbor to even think about doing that.

**King Par** · iTrader: (0) #10 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 05:58 PM

In my eyes, those are targets.

Topflite_D2 · iTrader: (2) #11 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 06:04 PM

If I was you I would run down the fence with a baseball bat and knock those bee houses into the other yard.

**MGP** · iTrader: (1) #12 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Par

In my eyes, those are targets.

That was my first thought... "Nice shotgun targets".

Then I though a better solution would be to fill each of them full of concrete some time when the neighbor was away.

Rockford35 · iTrader: (5) #13 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGP

That was my first thought... "Nice shotgun targets".

Then I though a better solution would be to fill each of them full of concrete some time when the neighbor was away.

Fill them with cheese. It's the Wisconsin way!

R35

Topflite_D2 · iTrader: (2) #14 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 06:29 PM

Put a twinky in each of them and see if you can't get a bear to attack them.

**warbirdlover** · iTrader: (0) #15 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 06:42 PM

What self respecting bird would want to live in one of those? Kind of a bird "ghetto"!!

You should take a picture of their garage painted white with black spots like a gernsey cow....

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