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Old 04-24-2008, 10:04 AM
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Hillbilly vasectomy.

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to a doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive, and besides, he wasn't certified to do vasectomies on people.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a Coors beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the veterinarian.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"..........................At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Georgia, and West Virginia (and parts of Florida.)
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Does it work well in Tampa? Your new avatar looks like it could be a poster child.
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Does it work well in Tampa? Your new avatar looks like it could be a poster child.
Apprently not. My new avatar is my child.
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Apprently not. My new avatar is my child.
you got some 'splainin' to do, Lucy!!
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