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Old 05-02-2008, 10:02 PM
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Louis Black says we're not #1. IMO this is the funniest comedian ever. Take a look for yourself.
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I watched a minute in. Don't find him funny at all.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:21 PM
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That probably comes from the person that thinks Dank Cook is funny. To each their own.
Here's one for the guys in Wisconsin
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I used to find Dane Cook funny, but not so much anymore. You want funny? No one makes me laugh harder than any of the guys on Late Night except for a select few. Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Craig Ferguson, among others, those guys are super funny.
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I might be in the wrong generation for this, but George Carlin is the best.
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I might be in the wrong generation for this, but George Carlin is the best.
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I might be in the wrong generation for this, but George Carlin is the best.
And has been for about the last 30 years.

The political satirists like Lewis Black or Bill Maher can be funny, but their whiny complaining wears thin after a while.

Me, I also like Dennis Miller a lot. His humor is pretty much out of "left field" so a lot of people don't find him that funny. I miss his HBO show a lot.
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George Carlin, Robin Williams, Dane Cook, Lewis Black, all great comedians.

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Ron White is hilarious! He literally had my wife & I in tears from laughing so much. Lewis Black is good, Bill Maher is ok, & I think Dennis Miller sucks.
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I might be in the wrong generation for this, but George Carlin is the best.
Carlin is usually the first that comes to mind for me. With my sometimes twisted sense of humor, I have also always been a big fan of Steven Wright, who may be the most misunderstood comedians on the planet because people are unwilling to admit they have a dark side.

I guess as long as he makes me laugh, I don't care if the rest set around baffled and think I'm crazy.
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Carlin is usually the first that comes to mind for me. With my sometimes twisted sense of humor, I was also a big fan of Steven Wright, who may be the most misunderstood comedians on the planet because people are unwilling to admit they have a dark side.

I guess as long as he makes me laugh, I don't care if the rest set around baffled and think I'm crazy.
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