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Old 05-05-2008, 08:25 AM
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I don't understand why she didn't laugh

Wife and I are eating lunch Sunday and talking about the yard. I've got a major weed issue to deal with in our natural areas. I'm saying gotta be done by hand, she disagrees:

(wife) Honey, you need one of those hoe's for weeds.

(me) I've got plenty of ho's dear...got them everywhere!

(wife) *dead silence, unpleasant look on her face*

(me) *grinning like a chesire cat*

women have no sense of humor...although, when I used her cell phone to call her friend and tell her the story, her friend thought it was hilarious!!!
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I predict that you will be reminded of that conversation again in about 18 years.
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I predict that you will be reminded of that conversation again in about 18 years.
Nah, she knows how I am.
Let's just say that I am 100% positive that she was over it when we got home from lunch.
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Nah, she knows how I am.
Let's just say that I am 100% positive that she was over it when we got home from lunch.
Excellent!!
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I made a comment like that and got hit!.

Im guna have to teach my gf to punch... Cuz if she got mugged or somethin that punch aint guna protect her at all.
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Would she have thought it was funny before you were married and in the honeymoon stage of your relationship?
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Would she have thought it was funny before you were married and in the honeymoon stage of your relationship?
Probably not, and I still would've said it!
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When in the fist stage of a relationship everything is cute, and after a few years the woman usually say stuff like, oh, that story again.


A man and his wife are sitting in a restaurant and the man points out a drunk woman at a near by table and says I use to date the woman ten years ago before I met you and now look at her...

And the wife said, she sure can party along time..
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