Company car

[dave.]

The UK tax system, to keep it short, they tax you on the list price of the car, the rate of which is determined by the Co2 emissions, any car under 120g gets 10% tax, and we then pay 40% income tax on that. I can then only claim 13p per mile to cover fuel.

So with fuel now $11 per gallon, thats right ELEVEN, you whining yanks, ELEVEN, I have to now decide to buy a totally faggy company car.

So stop bloody moaning, all we here about is you whining about your 11 miles to the gallon tanks needing 45 cents to fill it up. And look, this will most likely be my new company car





So go to Canada, invade, dig up the Artic circle and pull out some oil. You can then stop bombing the rest of the world and I can get a better car. Please. Thanks

[eclark53520]

So because your government taxes the shit out of you its the US's fault?


...weird...

[dave.]

Well yeah, blaming Americans for everything is what we have done since we found you and saved you from the Indians.

[MIKE1218]

Shut up dave you stupid arse. We aren't stopping bombing anytime soon so you'll just have to deal with your faggy car.

[MCDavis]

dave, you need a VW bug with the flower pot on the dash...it's perfect for a short little wanker like yourself.

That Mini is waaayy too much car for you.

[dave.]

Look, its tough over here, we are all having to choose faggy cars, can you lot not help? Invade someone else with lots of oil? Anything, you can't possibly understand how terrible it will be driving a 1.6 diesel.

[MCDavis]

Originally Posted by dave.

Look, its tough over here, we are all having to choose faggy cars, can you lot not help? Invade someone else with lots of oil? Anything, you can't possibly understand how terrible it will be driving a 1.6 diesel.

Move over here, or, drive faggy cars.

Your choice.

[dave.]

My Aunt lives in Iowa. Her dog went for a piss in January and froze to death. Its not safe, so I will stay here but thanks anyway.

I also have a step dad in Arizona, retired, very wealthy, and countless cousins in Houston and Boston. They all drive big cars. I will now drive a faggy 1.6D. Thanks.

[loftgolf]

A free car and you're complaining? I mean, yeah it's a pretty faggy car but free is an excellent value! As far as $11 a gallon gas, that really sucks! I'm sure we won't be paying that much for at least two months!

[MCDavis]

Originally Posted by dave.

My Aunt lives in Iowa. Her dog went for a piss in January and froze to death. Its not safe, so I will stay here but thanks anyway.

I also have a step dad in Arizona, retired, very wealthy, and countless cousins in Houston and Boston. They all drive big cars. I will now drive a faggy 1.6D. Thanks.

Read your signature, stop at the comma.

[Adam Pettman]

A VW is ten times more accptable than that monstrocity. A bora, polo or golf. Enough said

[dave.]

Originally Posted by Adam Pettman

A VW is ten times more accptable than that monstrocity. A bora, polo or golf. Enough said

either more tax
less for your money
and dull
higher mpg

many things, although the Golf Bluemotion is tempting, just expensive

[cwo2lt]

Originally Posted by dave.

Well yeah, blaming Americans for everything is what we have done since we found you and saved you from the Indians.

We whipped your butts twice, don't make me come over there amd make it three!

[ezra76]

Does it come in Pink?

[cwo2lt]

Originally Posted by ezra76

Does it come in Pink?

Probably, I think it comes with a full set of hybrids too.