HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

[goatster]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! What the heck -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary; thus, saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including all 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

[footballking732]

hahahaha i liked that one

[JEFF4i]

Why, its...BRILLIANT!

[limpalong]

The used to call them stewardesses! "....ess..." Female!! Young, good lookin'!! Weren't there even some rather suggestive movies made....

Now, those young ladies have evolved into wider, grayer, grumpier, "flight attendants". And, now "flight attendents" can include some male counterparts that, certainly, don't enhance the enjoyment of drifitng off into slumber, during the flight, dreaming about the "mile high club"!!!!

I'm all for the suggestions put forth in the original post!!!! Hip, Hip, Hoooray!!!!

[warbirdlover]

And I've been on a few flights were those male "flight attendants" seem "not very male", swishing around with big smiles on there faces, almost winking at you etc etc..

[eclark53520]

Originally Posted by warbirdlover

And I've been on a few flights were those male "flight attendants" seem "not very male", swishing around with big smiles on there faces, almost winking at you etc etc..

Oh dont deny it WBL...you were winking back...

Everytime the subject of not so straight guys comes up, all i can think about is Chemboy2 and that damn avatar he had for a while....it will haunt me for years i swear.


i vote YES to the above suggestions for in-flight-strippers!