Clay Aiken is a Father

[Harry Longshanks]

I ... I ... I ... I.have.no.words.

RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) -- Former "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken is a father.

Clay Aiken is the father of a new baby, Parker Foster Aiken, born Friday morning. The 29-year-old crooner from Raleigh announced the birth of Parker Foster Aiken on his Web site's blog Friday.

"No hyphens. One first name," he wrote. "One middle name. One last name."

Aiken's mother, Faye, told Raleigh TV station WRAL the child was born in North Carolina.

Aiken was a favorite of fans during the second season of "American Idol," where he finished second to Ruben Studdard. His album "Measure of a Man" went double platinum in 2003, and he made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

The baby's mother is Jaymes Foster, Aiken's friend and record producer whom he met while performing on "American Idol." Their son was born at 8:08 a.m. Friday, and weighed 6 pounds 2 ounces and was 19 inches long, according to the statement on the Web site.

"The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy," Aiken wrote. "Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also."

[Sandpiper3]

The fact that he's gettin some and your not? Maybe its the spice girls in your sig?

:laugh:

[Harry Longshanks]

Well, that too.

But mostly because, well, I could have sworn he played for the other team. NTTIAWWT.

As for the Spice Girls, for some reason that "song" (liberal interpretation of the word "song") was stuck in my head and I have no idea what those lyrics mean. Gibberish as far as I can tell.

[Sandpiper3]

wtf is nttiawwt.....?

I seriously dont get like 75% of the acronyms on the internet, some of them are getting elaborate as hell...

[Harry Longshanks]

wtf is nttiawwt.....?

I seriously dont get like 75% of the acronyms on the internet, some of them are getting elaborate as hell...

Sorry. Seinfeld reference. Not That There Is Anything Wrong With That.

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[Eracer]

Gotta love a little Seinfeld in the morning!

[Harry Longshanks]

Gotta love a little Seinfeld in the morning!

What in the hell are you doing waking up at 5:20 a.m.?

[Eracer]

What in the hell are you doing waking up at 5:20 a.m.?

7:00 tee time. If I don't play early during our Florida summer, I don't play at all.

[Harry Longshanks]

7:00 tee time. If I don't play early during our Florida summer, I don't play at all.

Damn. Good answer.
I have no smart arse response for that.

[Eracer]

Damn. Good answer.
I have no smart arse response for that.

NTTIAWWT...:laugh:

[Harry Longshanks]

NTTIAWWT...:laugh:

Uggh. Go beat your balls now, would ya'!

[ualtim]

You guys bored this morning?

[Eracer]

You guys bored this morning?

It's my usual morning crap...

[Clugnut]

So, I'm confused. Aiken is gay, isn't he? Is Jaymes a girl or guy? Adoption, or some miracle birth?

[King Par]

I didn't know he was pitching.. I always thought he was a catcher.