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Old 08-15-2008, 12:51 PM
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Classy Wedding Dress

Very tasteful, don't you all think?
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:05 PM
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i'm showing that to my g/f...shes not going to go for it...but its worth a shot...
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:10 PM
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Yum...yeah, that's it...yum
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:56 PM
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5 gallons a day. Seriously. Out of those udders, you can expect 5 gallons a day of Grade A, USDA approved, 100% fresh, creamy, milk.

I know Jersey cows that would be envious. Of course, they would not be stupid enough to wear that dress.
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:58 PM
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I know Jersey cows that would be envious. Of course, they would not be stupid enough to wear that dress.
What kind of a dress would they wear? Just curious.
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What kind of a dress would they wear? Just curious.
Elegant, tasteful, with just a hint of sexy cow leg.

Jersey's are the Marilyn Monroes of the bovine world.
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Elegant, tasteful, with just a hint of sexy cow leg.

Jersey's are the Marilyn Monroes of the bovine world.
This man would know, he has probably been shoulder deep in more than a few of them.
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I'm not gonna lie, I'm not disliking her sweet cow tongue!
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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now motorboat the bride.
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Her parents must be so proud.
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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now motorboat the bride.
lmao, top notch!!!!

Boobs, because you cant motorboat a personality!
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could be a hooker advertising for honeymoon cash.
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